In-character CR Meme!

[evil_administration]

The RULES:

1: You post a character who needs more CR. Or one who has too much already. Maybe you should just post all your characters.
2: Other people post with their characters who also need CR. Or air. Or characters who need neither of these things.
3: INEXPLICABLY, this causes people to strike up conversations and get to know each other! Right here, in the Meme comm! In character even, it's amazing how this works. (It works because I say so.)
4: If you get really bored, self-cest it up. There is nothing more entertaining (or crazy) than talking to yourself on the internet.

For the purposes of this post, Meme Island is an atoll with white sand and palm trees, and nothing else of interest except the people you see here. It's just super-remote and desolate. I could have made this meme happen in a blank white box, be happy I gave you warm breezes and beaches!

Comments

[maocontent]

Should have thought about that before you decided to try and use a flag pole!

[But Mao loses control of the staff. But he got his jacket free, so that's all he cares about. Hope Ifurita is quick enough to avoid a staff to the face.]

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Well, this place isn't a nudist beach...

But if people bury us from the neck down, wouldn't it be fun? So long as they do it far enough from the waves...

[im_gonna_heal_u]

But but but that makes you even more lonely!

*uwweeeehhhhh*

[sniping_with_love]

Recitation: A meatbag by any other name would still be a meatbag.

[That's not how the quote is supposed to go...]

[im_gonna_protect_u]

It really isn't! So please don't get the wrong idea!

I-it wouldn't be that bad but I couldn't protect you if anything happened and that would be bad!

[cutestsuperweapon]

[Please. Ifurita is a demonic superwespon that can level entire mountains and designed to control a world-ending doomsday device. Catching a staff is-

-yep, she gets smacked right in the face. She tumbles backwards, whimpering, but clutching her staff]

Ow...

[maocontent]

Welp!

[Has his own pole, sticking it to the ground and attaching his jacket to that.]

Still too slow! C'mon, step it up!

[maocontent]

Don't give me your pity!

[But he is clearly flustered now.]

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Secchan, you gotta relax somehow! Nothing's gonna happen to us here!

But while we're out here, how do you want to go about the elections?

[mooned_hime]

[Suddenly, a small group of rabbits fly by; stealing Mao's pole (and jacket) in the process]

[And then Kaguya shows up]

Oh my, those rabbits seem to be having a lot of fun.

[rose_liberated]

Your poetry breaks meter and lacks flair. Perhaps machines truly are as brainless as they say-but of course, you have no brains at all.

[former_endboss]

[That is not your Konochan. It is instead a girl who has showed up in a bathing suit that is almost less concealing than her hair, and is now proceeding to strip out of it. Because hey, there's no sign saying that this beach requires clothes.]

[sniping_with_love]

Statement: Of course I don't have a brain, I have a behavior core; and I certainly wouldn't want to trade it for a 'brain'. Not only is it inferior, but I would also have all that liquid sloshing around inside a frail, fleshy exterior.

[im_gonna_protect_u]

I-I can't relax with you being like this!

[Half naked, she meant. Because, well, that was very distracting. Very.]

I don't know, w-what about Evas plan!?

[im_gonna_protect_u]

[Setsuna blinked. Then she blinked again.]

W-what are you doing?!

[former_endboss]

It's really hot out, and I was planning on tanning a bit. No sense in leaving lines, even if it's just a few minutes worth of color.

[rose_liberated]

The liquid is a shock absorber. And in any case, you don't seem to be capable of anything that a brain cannot do.

[im_gonna_protect_u]

But-but that's... you can't do that! What if someone sees you?

Like me!

[sniping_with_love]

Observation: I've found that the shock absorption seems to do little against blaster fire, other than cauterizing and preventing itself from spilling out onto the pavement. But, more often than not, it's much too late to do the meatbag any good.

Objection: There's quite a bit that I am capable of that the average brain is not. As an example, meatbags can be rather forgetful even without any damage or modification.

[rose_liberated]

And I doubt that your own casing would do much against weapons designed to destroy it's contents, so I thin that is a draw, yes?

So you remember everything? That seems rather useless, indeed, it would rapidly become counterproductive to store such extensive data on every passing inconsequential moment.

[former_endboss]

So what if they see me? I've got nothing to hide. And if you have problems with looking you don't have to.

[It's a good thing that her hair is just long enough to pull off the Godiva look because she just got the top off.]

[im_gonna_protect_u]

But it's rude not to look at people you're talking to, and you shouldn't undress in the first place!

[And Setsuna tried to look in her general direction without looking at her.]

[sniping_with_love]

Statement: There are far more weapons suited for killing a meatbag than one such as myself.

Continuation: I can conveniently delete data that is useless or lacking in entertainment value.

Observation: I'm sure you can go at this all day, but in the end, you will find that meatbags are inferior.

[former_endboss]

[Headtilt, and inadvetantly uncovering one breast.]

Why are you so uptight about-oh, I see how it is. Are you intimidated by my good looks? There's no shame in that, I was worshiped as a goddess once.

[rose_liberated]

...Did you just come over here to put down all organic life in general, or is that simply something you do all the time? I mean,your bias is clearly visible and you would acknowledge no inferiority.