In-character CR Meme!

[evil_administration]

The RULES:

1: You post a character who needs more CR. Or one who has too much already. Maybe you should just post all your characters.
2: Other people post with their characters who also need CR. Or air. Or characters who need neither of these things.
3: INEXPLICABLY, this causes people to strike up conversations and get to know each other! Right here, in the Meme comm! In character even, it's amazing how this works. (It works because I say so.)
4: If you get really bored, self-cest it up. There is nothing more entertaining (or crazy) than talking to yourself on the internet.

For the purposes of this post, Meme Island is an atoll with white sand and palm trees, and nothing else of interest except the people you see here. It's just super-remote and desolate. I could have made this meme happen in a blank white box, be happy I gave you warm breezes and beaches!

Comments

[former_endboss]

So what if they see me? I've got nothing to hide. And if you have problems with looking you don't have to.

[It's a good thing that her hair is just long enough to pull off the Godiva look because she just got the top off.]

[im_gonna_protect_u]

But it's rude not to look at people you're talking to, and you shouldn't undress in the first place!

[And Setsuna tried to look in her general direction without looking at her.]

[former_endboss]

[Headtilt, and inadvetantly uncovering one breast.]

Why are you so uptight about-oh, I see how it is. Are you intimidated by my good looks? There's no shame in that, I was worshiped as a goddess once.

[im_gonna_protect_u]

Cover that! [instant looking away]

And I'm not intimitated! It's...it's not proper!

[former_endboss]

Proper? Who cares about what's proper? If I cared about things like Propriety and Duty and Honor, I'd still be a slave and dead for centuries, with my entire species joining me in chains. Proper? You can keep it.

But your reactions do suggest another reason why you might be so affected...

[im_gonna_protect_u]

There is no such reason, it doesn't exist!

I don't think wearing clothes would chain a species...

[former_endboss]

... Okay, all right, I'll back away from the door of your closet before you start to melt sand into glass. Look, I'll even put the top back on, see?

[im_gonna_protect_u]

I have no idea what you mean, there isn't any closet!

T-thank you for coming to your senses...!

[former_endboss]

The only sense here is the stuff you're lacking. As for clothes chaining a species, it's not about that, my people were mind controlled to provide magic and serve as weapons. I was the prototype of the procedure.

[im_gonna_protect_u]

I-I wouldn't know what I'd be lacking...

And, uhm, that's terrible!

[Well, she could relate, considering someone had tried to abduct Konoka to use her to provide magic and all.]

I am glad you escaped that...

[former_endboss]

You hero types always say the same thing, but when I tell you how I earned my freedom in blood and death, there's always the little issue of 'did you really have to kill all those people?'

[im_gonna_protect_u]

...Well, did you?

There usually should be a way to avoid death... I can't blame you if there wasn't, but...

[former_endboss]

Probably not. There were about a hundred million of them after all, there might have been some innocents in that bunch.