In-character CR Meme!

[evil_administration]

The RULES:

1: You post a character who needs more CR. Or one who has too much already. Maybe you should just post all your characters.
2: Other people post with their characters who also need CR. Or air. Or characters who need neither of these things.
3: INEXPLICABLY, this causes people to strike up conversations and get to know each other! Right here, in the Meme comm! In character even, it's amazing how this works. (It works because I say so.)
4: If you get really bored, self-cest it up. There is nothing more entertaining (or crazy) than talking to yourself on the internet.

For the purposes of this post, Meme Island is an atoll with white sand and palm trees, and nothing else of interest except the people you see here. It's just super-remote and desolate. I could have made this meme happen in a blank white box, be happy I gave you warm breezes and beaches!

Comments

[sniping_with_love]

Statement: There are far more weapons suited for killing a meatbag than one such as myself.

Continuation: I can conveniently delete data that is useless or lacking in entertainment value.

Observation: I'm sure you can go at this all day, but in the end, you will find that meatbags are inferior.

[rose_liberated]

...Did you just come over here to put down all organic life in general, or is that simply something you do all the time? I mean,your bias is clearly visible and you would acknowledge no inferiority.

[sniping_with_love]

Statement: As I have no master to give me targets to terminate, I am sadly left with little else to do.

Observation: In fact, I shouldn't even be active right now.

[rose_liberated]

...I don't suppose that this master would happen to be a so-called meatbag? What is the difference between the two states?