In-character CR Meme!

[evil_administration]

The RULES:

1: You post a character who needs more CR. Or one who has too much already. Maybe you should just post all your characters.
2: Other people post with their characters who also need CR. Or air. Or characters who need neither of these things.
3: INEXPLICABLY, this causes people to strike up conversations and get to know each other! Right here, in the Meme comm! In character even, it's amazing how this works. (It works because I say so.)
4: If you get really bored, self-cest it up. There is nothing more entertaining (or crazy) than talking to yourself on the internet.

For the purposes of this post, Meme Island is an atoll with white sand and palm trees, and nothing else of interest except the people you see here. It's just super-remote and desolate. I could have made this meme happen in a blank white box, be happy I gave you warm breezes and beaches!

Comments

[maocontent]

MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

In the name of Evil Academy, I claim this place mine!

[rose_liberated]

If you wish to meet true beauty and power, look no further.

[sniping_with_love]

Mockery: Then I'll just be looking elsewhere, meatbag.

it's a meme comm so tagging with characters not in the game is okay!

[sniping_with_love]

Statement: I highly doubt that anybody cares. Who would want ownership over this boring island?

Mockery: Except you, apparently.

[maocontent]

Why, if the island is boring, I have the resources and power to fix it in my image!

[sniping_with_love]

Statement: I would argue that a beach resort would not improve it, but then I realize the potential for target practice if it were to attract more meatbags.

[cutestsuperweapon]

No, I'll claim it for mistress, I think!

[im_gonna_protect_u]

I don't think I like this island very much. Where is Konochan...

[maocontent]

Can't let you do that... errr whatever your name is.

I was here first! You and your master are just too slow~

[cutestsuperweapon]

But but you didn't place a flag. I just did!

[With that, she stabbed her staff into the ground.]

You need flags to conquer things, otherwise it doesn't count.

[im_gonna_heal_u]

[I'd keep my eyes peeled for dangerous Konoka prjectiles if I were you.

Because one is approaching at ludicrous speeds. And is in a bikini to boot.]

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Wait, I remember you!

You were in that other place before!

[maocontent]

About damn time someone remembered.

Granted, it won't do us any good.

[im_gonna_protect_u]

[Setsuna wasn't, and while she spotted the approach, the particular look of the approaching object made it impossible to do anything.

Konochan, wh-

[She was, therefore, swept of her feet easily. Thankfully, there was a lot of sand.]

[maocontent]

WHA?!

[Her logic is right! But quick thinking, however, revealed a terrible hole in her process--namely, she still didn't have a flag.

He did. He took off his red jacket and attached it to her pole.]

Ah, too bad, so sad! Your master is still too slow~

[cutestsuperweapon]

But it's my pole, so it's my flag. Uhm, so, thank you for your gift.

[maocontent]

*takes staff*

Not yours anymore.

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Secchan~! It's an OOC beach comm! That means we get to do whatever we want, right?

[This might NOT be the time to notice how well endowed Konoka is in her older age. This might not also be the time where Konoka notices Setsuna's body in her older age.]

[im_gonna_heal_u]

...

...she doesn't remember the wedding!

*uweehhh*

[cutestsuperweapon]

You can't do that! I really need this staff! Uhm, I'm sorry, but...

...Ifurita Boomerang!

[And there suddenly was a very, very, very strong pull on the staff, to pull it to Ifurita!]

[im_gonna_protect_u]

That's why we shouldn't do anything here, people will notice!

[The sad part was, there wasn't much for Setsuna to notice that she hadn't noticed before. She was a bodyguard, she had to know about the state of the one she had to protect! That was the only reason, detailed fantasies in lotos eater machines did not count!

That said, that didn't change that the physical contact had an effect on her nevertheless, mostly one of blushing.]

K-konochan, that's not the best place, w-what if someone decides to bury us in sand here!?

[maocontent]

Stop that! I need this for research and EXPERIMENTS!

[Mao is struggling to keep still. He's also pulling off the coat, though.

[maocontent]

Cut your angst! At least your girlfriend's here.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Nooo! I need my staff because otherwise I'll eventually fall asleep forever and that'd make my mistress very mad at me and it'd be bad all around!

[rose_liberated]

We are a Luminous creature, not the crude matter that you see before you. Do not be deceived by false appearances...whatever you are.