In-character CR Meme!

[evil_administration]

The RULES:

1: You post a character who needs more CR. Or one who has too much already. Maybe you should just post all your characters.
2: Other people post with their characters who also need CR. Or air. Or characters who need neither of these things.
3: INEXPLICABLY, this causes people to strike up conversations and get to know each other! Right here, in the Meme comm! In character even, it's amazing how this works. (It works because I say so.)
4: If you get really bored, self-cest it up. There is nothing more entertaining (or crazy) than talking to yourself on the internet.

For the purposes of this post, Meme Island is an atoll with white sand and palm trees, and nothing else of interest except the people you see here. It's just super-remote and desolate. I could have made this meme happen in a blank white box, be happy I gave you warm breezes and beaches!

Comments

[maocontent]

MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

In the name of Evil Academy, I claim this place mine!

it's a meme comm so tagging with characters not in the game is okay!

[sniping_with_love]

Statement: I highly doubt that anybody cares. Who would want ownership over this boring island?

Mockery: Except you, apparently.

[maocontent]

Why, if the island is boring, I have the resources and power to fix it in my image!

[sniping_with_love]

Statement: I would argue that a beach resort would not improve it, but then I realize the potential for target practice if it were to attract more meatbags.

[cutestsuperweapon]

No, I'll claim it for mistress, I think!

[maocontent]

Can't let you do that... errr whatever your name is.

I was here first! You and your master are just too slow~

[cutestsuperweapon]

But but you didn't place a flag. I just did!

[With that, she stabbed her staff into the ground.]

You need flags to conquer things, otherwise it doesn't count.

[maocontent]

WHA?!

[Her logic is right! But quick thinking, however, revealed a terrible hole in her process--namely, she still didn't have a flag.

He did. He took off his red jacket and attached it to her pole.]

Ah, too bad, so sad! Your master is still too slow~

[cutestsuperweapon]

But it's my pole, so it's my flag. Uhm, so, thank you for your gift.

[maocontent]

*takes staff*

Not yours anymore.

[cutestsuperweapon]

You can't do that! I really need this staff! Uhm, I'm sorry, but...

...Ifurita Boomerang!

[And there suddenly was a very, very, very strong pull on the staff, to pull it to Ifurita!]

[maocontent]

Stop that! I need this for research and EXPERIMENTS!

[Mao is struggling to keep still. He's also pulling off the coat, though.

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Wait, I remember you!

You were in that other place before!

[maocontent]

About damn time someone remembered.

Granted, it won't do us any good.

[im_gonna_heal_u]

...

...she doesn't remember the wedding!

*uweehhh*

[maocontent]

Cut your angst! At least your girlfriend's here.

[im_gonna_heal_u]

But but but that makes you even more lonely!

*uwweeeehhhhh*

[maocontent]

Don't give me your pity!

[But he is clearly flustered now.]

[notjustinthemirror]

Your very own palm trees. I'm sure your parents are proud.

[maocontent]

[Mao knows he's being trolled. Decides to run with it.]

I have no mom and I'm sure my dad would be pleased somewhere in his grave.

[notjustinthemirror]

Maybe you should bring a coconut to his grave.

[maocontent]

A COCONUT IS TOO SMALL TIME!

He wouldn't be impressed unless I brought him an entire forest.

[notjustinthemirror]

Of palm trees? That's a shit ton of palm trees. Maybe a post card will do.

[maocontent]

My dad was huge. I don't think he'd be able to read it unless it was giant sized.

Oh well, always wanted an excuse to create a GROWING RAY.

[notjustinthemirror]

How come you're not a giant then?