In-character CR Meme!

[evil_administration]

The RULES:

1: You post a character who needs more CR. Or one who has too much already. Maybe you should just post all your characters.
2: Other people post with their characters who also need CR. Or air. Or characters who need neither of these things.
3: INEXPLICABLY, this causes people to strike up conversations and get to know each other! Right here, in the Meme comm! In character even, it's amazing how this works. (It works because I say so.)
4: If you get really bored, self-cest it up. There is nothing more entertaining (or crazy) than talking to yourself on the internet.

For the purposes of this post, Meme Island is an atoll with white sand and palm trees, and nothing else of interest except the people you see here. It's just super-remote and desolate. I could have made this meme happen in a blank white box, be happy I gave you warm breezes and beaches!

Comments

[sniping_with_love]

Mockery: Then I'll just be looking elsewhere, meatbag.

[rose_liberated]

We are a Luminous creature, not the crude matter that you see before you. Do not be deceived by false appearances...whatever you are.

[sniping_with_love]

Recitation: A meatbag by any other name would still be a meatbag.

[That's not how the quote is supposed to go...]

[rose_liberated]

Your poetry breaks meter and lacks flair. Perhaps machines truly are as brainless as they say-but of course, you have no brains at all.

[sniping_with_love]

Statement: Of course I don't have a brain, I have a behavior core; and I certainly wouldn't want to trade it for a 'brain'. Not only is it inferior, but I would also have all that liquid sloshing around inside a frail, fleshy exterior.

[rose_liberated]

The liquid is a shock absorber. And in any case, you don't seem to be capable of anything that a brain cannot do.

[sniping_with_love]

Observation: I've found that the shock absorption seems to do little against blaster fire, other than cauterizing and preventing itself from spilling out onto the pavement. But, more often than not, it's much too late to do the meatbag any good.

Objection: There's quite a bit that I am capable of that the average brain is not. As an example, meatbags can be rather forgetful even without any damage or modification.

[rose_liberated]

And I doubt that your own casing would do much against weapons designed to destroy it's contents, so I thin that is a draw, yes?

So you remember everything? That seems rather useless, indeed, it would rapidly become counterproductive to store such extensive data on every passing inconsequential moment.

[sniping_with_love]

Statement: There are far more weapons suited for killing a meatbag than one such as myself.

Continuation: I can conveniently delete data that is useless or lacking in entertainment value.

Observation: I'm sure you can go at this all day, but in the end, you will find that meatbags are inferior.

[rose_liberated]

...Did you just come over here to put down all organic life in general, or is that simply something you do all the time? I mean,your bias is clearly visible and you would acknowledge no inferiority.

[sniping_with_love]

Statement: As I have no master to give me targets to terminate, I am sadly left with little else to do.

Observation: In fact, I shouldn't even be active right now.

[rose_liberated]

...I don't suppose that this master would happen to be a so-called meatbag? What is the difference between the two states?