In-character CR Meme!

[evil_administration]

The RULES:

1: You post a character who needs more CR. Or one who has too much already. Maybe you should just post all your characters.
2: Other people post with their characters who also need CR. Or air. Or characters who need neither of these things.
3: INEXPLICABLY, this causes people to strike up conversations and get to know each other! Right here, in the Meme comm! In character even, it's amazing how this works. (It works because I say so.)
4: If you get really bored, self-cest it up. There is nothing more entertaining (or crazy) than talking to yourself on the internet.

For the purposes of this post, Meme Island is an atoll with white sand and palm trees, and nothing else of interest except the people you see here. It's just super-remote and desolate. I could have made this meme happen in a blank white box, be happy I gave you warm breezes and beaches!

Comments

[maocontent]

MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

In the name of Evil Academy, I claim this place mine!

it's a meme comm so tagging with characters not in the game is okay!

[sniping_with_love]

Statement: I highly doubt that anybody cares. Who would want ownership over this boring island?

Mockery: Except you, apparently.

[maocontent]

Why, if the island is boring, I have the resources and power to fix it in my image!

[sniping_with_love]

Statement: I would argue that a beach resort would not improve it, but then I realize the potential for target practice if it were to attract more meatbags.

[cutestsuperweapon]

No, I'll claim it for mistress, I think!

[maocontent]

Can't let you do that... errr whatever your name is.

I was here first! You and your master are just too slow~

[cutestsuperweapon]

But but you didn't place a flag. I just did!

[With that, she stabbed her staff into the ground.]

You need flags to conquer things, otherwise it doesn't count.

[maocontent]

WHA?!

[Her logic is right! But quick thinking, however, revealed a terrible hole in her process--namely, she still didn't have a flag.

He did. He took off his red jacket and attached it to her pole.]

Ah, too bad, so sad! Your master is still too slow~

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Wait, I remember you!

You were in that other place before!

[maocontent]

About damn time someone remembered.

Granted, it won't do us any good.

[im_gonna_heal_u]

...

...she doesn't remember the wedding!

*uweehhh*

[notjustinthemirror]

Your very own palm trees. I'm sure your parents are proud.

[maocontent]

[Mao knows he's being trolled. Decides to run with it.]

I have no mom and I'm sure my dad would be pleased somewhere in his grave.

[notjustinthemirror]

Maybe you should bring a coconut to his grave.

[rose_liberated]

If you wish to meet true beauty and power, look no further.

[sniping_with_love]

Mockery: Then I'll just be looking elsewhere, meatbag.

[rose_liberated]

We are a Luminous creature, not the crude matter that you see before you. Do not be deceived by false appearances...whatever you are.

[sniping_with_love]

Recitation: A meatbag by any other name would still be a meatbag.

[That's not how the quote is supposed to go...]

[im_gonna_protect_u]

I don't think I like this island very much. Where is Konochan...

[im_gonna_heal_u]

[I'd keep my eyes peeled for dangerous Konoka prjectiles if I were you.

Because one is approaching at ludicrous speeds. And is in a bikini to boot.]

[im_gonna_protect_u]

[Setsuna wasn't, and while she spotted the approach, the particular look of the approaching object made it impossible to do anything.

Konochan, wh-

[She was, therefore, swept of her feet easily. Thankfully, there was a lot of sand.]

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Secchan~! It's an OOC beach comm! That means we get to do whatever we want, right?

[This might NOT be the time to notice how well endowed Konoka is in her older age. This might not also be the time where Konoka notices Setsuna's body in her older age.]

[former_endboss]

[That is not your Konochan. It is instead a girl who has showed up in a bathing suit that is almost less concealing than her hair, and is now proceeding to strip out of it. Because hey, there's no sign saying that this beach requires clothes.]

[im_gonna_protect_u]

[Setsuna blinked. Then she blinked again.]

W-what are you doing?!

[former_endboss]

It's really hot out, and I was planning on tanning a bit. No sense in leaving lines, even if it's just a few minutes worth of color.